Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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