dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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