a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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