I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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