ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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