well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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