Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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