when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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