New low: just hacked my moms facebook
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
