I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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