when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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