ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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