Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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