ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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