Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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