It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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