SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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