this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My hand turned me down
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
