I'm so fucking centered right now
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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