normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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