glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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