i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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