as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
where are you?
Hypothermia
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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