i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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