about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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