When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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