Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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