is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You were trust falling into bushes
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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