You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize