Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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