So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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