When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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