There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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