Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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