You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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