I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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