grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
tell your sister to shave her snatch
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
