i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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