bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I lost the right to judge tonight
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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