Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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