I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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