Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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