Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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