Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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