don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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