Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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