I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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