We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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