R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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