Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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