I think im going to throw up on grandma
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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