I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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