I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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