Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is Oprah even human
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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